Posts Tagged with "pee"

Why Dogs Follow You to the Bathroom

January 27th, 2015 at 7:55 pm by Mark
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This makes complete sense, especially when I consider one dog who incessantly peed on the toilet…

Philosoraptor: Does your dog follow you to the bathroom because you follow it outside, so the dog thinks maybe that's what it's supposed to do?

Peeing in Public

July 6th, 2012 at 5:29 pm by Mark
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Suddenly, Tommy realized taking a pee in his neighbor’s front yard wasn’t such a good idea…

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SEGA Toylets: Coming to a Urinal Near You!

February 1st, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Mark
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Fast forward to around 2:15 and you’ll find out about SEGA’s new toilet games, dubbed, “Toylets.” As much as I don’t want a camera watching me pee, I sure as HELL don’t want to end up with a “hot dog,” given the explanation that the first game works using Microwave Radar (amusingly explained at 4:20)…

Wet Crotch Clarification

July 3rd, 2011 at 11:00 am by Mark
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I’ve walked around today in awe, making sure multiple times that my crotch wasn’t wet and that nothing was staining my pants.  I finally asked, “Was there a Cosmo article that said women should stare at a man’s crotch and then flash a coy smile, or is it just me?”

Apparently, it’s just me.

Unlike this poor bastard…