Posts Tagged with "cosmo"

Wet Crotch Clarification

July 3rd, 2011 at 11:00 am by Mark
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I’ve walked around today in awe, making sure multiple times that my crotch wasn’t wet and that nothing was staining my pants.  I finally asked, “Was there a Cosmo article that said women should stare at a man’s crotch and then flash a coy smile, or is it just me?”

Apparently, it’s just me.

Unlike this poor bastard…

Via.