Posts Tagged with "animals"

Why Dogs Follow You to the Bathroom

January 27th, 2015 at 7:55 pm by Mark
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This makes complete sense, especially when I consider one dog who incessantly peed on the toilet…

Philosoraptor: Does your dog follow you to the bathroom because you follow it outside, so the dog thinks maybe that's what it's supposed to do?

Blameless Raccoon?

July 30th, 2013 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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Raccoons, while undeniably cute, are one of the most destructive and annoying animals that exist throughout the midwest. They show little fear of humans, steal anything shiny that they can find, rummage through anything you’ve left outside, attempt every way in the world to get inside your home or garage and for some reason, most dogs don’t pay them any mind. And despite being little more than thieves, bandits and plunderers, they can still walk up and get on your good side…

Raccoon: "Why do you always blame me?!"

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What Do Cats Do?

June 25th, 2013 at 5:47 pm by Mark
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No cat I’ve ever owned has been this bad, but all of them have have delusions of Monarchy.

Cat: "What society thinks I do." "What my person thinks I do." "What my person's roommate thinks I do."  "What the dog thinks I do." "What I think I do." "What I actually do."

Sightings of Multiple Bears in Knoxville

June 15th, 2013 at 5:39 pm by Mark
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Breaking news from Knoxville, where after multiple complaints of multiple bears roaming the city, one young bear was captured on Sutherland Avenue. Area cats remain apathetic.

Multiple Bear Sightings Near Downtown Knoxville

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China Chef: In the Strip Mall Next to the Animal Hospital

February 28th, 2013 at 7:58 pm by Mark
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Doesn’t bother me.

I ate at Panda Garden last night, which has a picture of a Koala on its sign. Around the corner from them is a “Christan” book store, which had “Fifty Shades of Grey” proudly displayed in the window. Just up from there was the Mattress Outlet, which only sold waterbeds.

Strip malls are always bizarre…

Animal Hospital beside a Chinese Restaurant? That's suspicious...