March 13th, 2017 at 6:12 pm by Cassie![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/d21384ab23ef9a7256a7a2014b3f4693?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: food, puns, vanilla ice
These cakes’ll get your party jumpin’ … Fifteen minutes in the oven and they’ll be plumpin’ …
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January 16th, 2017 at 7:09 pm by Cassie![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/d21384ab23ef9a7256a7a2014b3f4693?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: innuendo, puns, std, sti
If you spread “the clap” to everyone around you, is it called “applause?”
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November 12th, 2016 at 4:21 pm by Cassie![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/d21384ab23ef9a7256a7a2014b3f4693?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: chair lift, music, puns
Getting on this one would not too sharp. It’s too bad these jokes always fall flat…
![Music Note Chair Lift. If you fall you will B-flat.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2016/11/musical-note-chair-lift-if-you-fall-you-will-b-flat.jpg?resize=460%2C539&ssl=1)
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April 18th, 2016 at 1:31 pm by Cassie![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/d21384ab23ef9a7256a7a2014b3f4693?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: cats, lolcats, sarcasm, shirts, women
The awkward moment when your cat learns to use Facebook…
![(Girl with Cat shirt)(Cat with Whore shirt) "Two can play at this game!"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2016/04/TwoCanPlayAtThisGameGirlInCatShirtCatInWhoreShirt.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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April 20th, 2015 at 5:20 pm by Cassie![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/d21384ab23ef9a7256a7a2014b3f4693?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: allergies, boyfriend, breakup, cats, innuendo, kitten, pussy
No, no innuendo there.
![Periwinkle Jones: "New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him. :( He's ginger & names Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/04/MyNewBoyfriend.jpg?resize=460%2C234&ssl=1)
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