Posts Tagged with "lobster"

Revenge of the Lobster?

June 12th, 2013 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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At least it wasn’t a Terrorist Lobster who ran into the middle of the kitchen screaming, “Arthropodu ackbar!” while detonating an improvised explosive device… I really hate when that happens.

Lobster with a Knife: "You Caught the Wrong Lobster!"

Did You Know Lobsters are Alive When You Kill Them?

February 1st, 2013 at 9:52 pm by Mark
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I don’t want to live on this planet any more…

Snooki: "That's why I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it."