FahQ of the Day for 01/01/2009

January 1st, 2009 at 5:32 pm by Mark
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     Several people have asked why I keep posting pictures of me flipping people off.

     It’s because I’m fed up with a lot of bullshit from a lot of different sources, as I explained.

     Of course, there’s also the problem, much like when you were a child, where your parents said, “Your face will freeze like that!”

     Well, my finger seems to have frozen like that.

     It doesn’t really matter.

     Everybody flips people off.

     Most of you just do it when you think nobody knows.

     But I know.

     You go in the other room, the door closed between you and the object of your ire.

     You flip them off, while making faces mocking them.

     You look silly.

     So sometimes, you do it in front of the mirror to see how badass you look, on the off chance that you’ll eventually do it for real…

     So don’t act like you’re any different.

     I just happen to be a little more blatant about it.

     So much so, that I’m starting a Regular Column. 😉

 

     I learned from the best, ya know.

     The FahQ Masters.

     Even my best buddy G.W. does it.

Way Back When...
Man, that was a long time ago, huh?

Just After 9/11
I seem to remember reporters chasing the dog…

Hangin' with the Blairs
Wasn’t this one on the England trip? No wonder…

And more recently...
No idea on this, but it’s more recent, isn’t it?

     So there you have it.  Everybody does it.  Even the Commander in Chief of our Armed Forces, and Supreme Ominous Leader of the Free World.  It’s a great way to relieve stress AND get your point across!

     And if you think that’s classy, those photos are a helluva lot more tame than the ones of Clinton shoving half his arm up his nose to pull the cocaine residue out of his corroded sinuses, or the ones of Obama whispering, “Michelle, you better not fuck this up or I’ll have your ass, bitch!”

     I mean, the nerve… *shakes head*


4 Responses to “FahQ of the Day for 01/01/2009”

  1. Dr. Dave Says:

    Well…the other reason has to be…because flipping people off is fun! Thanks for the comment my way. Happy Friggin’ New Year. Dr. Dave.

  2. Mark Says:

    Yeah, there is that, too … So now I have two forms of blood-pressure relieving medication.

    A) Blogging
    B) Flipping People Off

    There was a third, more important one, but I’m only interested in doing that with one person… Go figure…

  3. fracas Says:

    Well I have a still shot of Obama doing it too, and everyone knows he’s the messiah… so it must be ok to do it. 😉

  4. fracas Says:

    Happy New Year (said without a finger raised…)! And to your bestest half too!