Posts Tagged with "eyes"

Statistics vs. Common Sense

June 24th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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It amazes me that despite conventional logic, University professors and statisticians still cling to statistical numbers even faced with the fact that their numbers deny all common sense.

According to most statistics, the best way to attract a man is with the eyes, and thus it is highly important for women to properly apply their eye makeup. Of course, the vast majority of the these studies were conducted by some rather boring statistical mathetmaticians...

I Hate When They Stare At Me…

June 5th, 2013 at 5:15 pm by Mark
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It could be worse. Imagine the large, brown eyes of a cow about to be slaughtered… Okay, perhaps that’s not so bad, because now I’m thinking, “Cheeseburger.”

Never Felt So Bad Crushing Boxes at Work...