(Photo Copyright © Jim Marshall)

     The following proves that while Zacque may be a brilliant Photographer, the intricacies of the Mobile Phone still elude him.

     So, Zacque, do you type to your mother with that finger?

     Several people have asked why I keep posting pictures of me flipping people off.

     It’s because I’m fed up with a lot of bullshit from a lot of different sources, as I explained.

     Of course, there’s also the problem, much like when you were a child, where your parents said, “Your face will freeze like that!”

     Well, my finger seems to have frozen like that.

     It doesn’t really matter.

     Everybody flips people off.

     Most of you just do it when you think nobody knows.

     But I know.

     You go in the other room, the door closed between you and the object of your ire.

     You flip them off, while making faces mocking them.

     You look silly.

     So sometimes, you do it in front of the mirror to see how badass you look, on the off chance that you’ll eventually do it for real…

     So don’t act like you’re any different.

     I just happen to be a little more blatant about it.

     So much so, that I’m starting a Regular Column. 😉

     I learned from the best, ya know.

     The FahQ Masters.

     Even my best buddy G.W. does it.

Man, that was a long time ago, huh?

I seem to remember reporters chasing the dog…

Wasn’t this one on the England trip? No wonder…

No idea on this, but it’s more recent, isn’t it?

     So there you have it.  Everybody does it.  Even the Commander in Chief of our Armed Forces, and Supreme Ominous Leader of the Free World.  It’s a great way to relieve stress AND get your point across!

     And if you think that’s classy, those photos are a helluva lot more tame than the ones of Clinton shoving half his arm up his nose to pull the cocaine residue out of his corroded sinuses, or the ones of Obama whispering, “Michelle, you better not fuck this up or I’ll have your ass, bitch!”

     I mean, the nerve… *shakes head*