Posts Tagged with "flight"

A Sane Reason Not to Fly Virgin Airlines

June 2nd, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Mark
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This is why I don’t fly Virgin Airways: because I’m sick and tired of all those motherf@#$in’ badgers on the motherf#@$in’ plane.

Washington-IAD Flight 86 Departs 11:59PM.  Our aircraft is arriving late due to traffic restrictions here at SFO. Once the aircraft parks at the gate a rabid badger will be released at the rear of the aircraft to encourage people to exit forward quickly. Once we have secured the badger and cleaned the cabin, we will board for DC.

You Don’t Learn That in Flight School

December 8th, 2012 at 5:19 pm by Mark
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Some things you just figure out on your own…