Posts Tagged with "hoss"

Cat Paw Decorations?

December 26th, 2013 at 5:54 pm by Mark
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I’m pretty certain running a fine-tipped gel pen over a cat’s paw for any reason could result in a serious mauling… Just saying. Kids, don’t try this at home.

I will never look at my cat's paws the same way.  WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

How to Get Beaten Senseless After a Press Conference

June 6th, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
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Yes, it’s old news from 2004, but in nine years, I’ve yet to come up with a single, logical reason that this product exists.

Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University, has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.  WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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Hello, Kitty! Fandom Gone Overboard

September 30th, 2012 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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Due in no small part to idiots with gold grilles permanently enameled to their teeth, I’ve never seen the point of Elective Dentistry. For this one, I think I’ll let Hoss from Bonanza say it for me…

Star Wars: Return of the Jed

September 29th, 2012 at 2:26 pm by Mark
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This just in … Or, well, because I just spent the last twelve minutes doing it …

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