Tags: blogging, humor, lalokfatyk, memes, sarcasm
So I’m not forwarding it to anyone. But if someone wants to do it, add your blog and location to the bottom of this list, and send it on.
A Secular Franciscan Life – Billings, Montana, USA
Erica’s Blog – Brooklyn, New York, USA
Groanin’ Jock – Montrose, Scotland, Great Britain
The Kat House – Knoxville, Tennessee, USA
blogitude.com (Mark Steel) – Knoxville, Tennessee, USA
WhoreChurch – Tennessee, USA
blogitude.com (Diva Howe) – Knoxville, Tennessee, USA
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My father had an ear for the beach tune back in the day. I was promptly named Rhonda after that catchy ditty “Help Me, Rhonda”.
Thanks, Daddy. Without fail, at least once a day, somebody will serenade me.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Wow, remarkably, it’s been about three and a half minutes since I cried. Which is amazing because Diva is a big cry-baby.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
No. Especially when I’m in a hurry. My hand writing is all fat and bubble like.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I don’t do lunch meat. California veggie sandwich for me, please. Avocado, sprouts, cucumber, pepper cheese all topped off with salt, pepper and vinaigrette.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
I have plenty of children running around. Two of them are actual products of my pain and suffering through 9 months of hell. Two of them are mine by proxy, and I love them very much. The youngest, the boy, my grandson, is currently undergoing the morphization into the terrible twos
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I’m sure I would be. I can appreciate a sarcastic and extremely snide bitty.
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Indeed I do.
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
I’m not sure I have it in me to go flying off of a perfectly good bridge or platform anymore. I’m turning wimpy in my old age.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I’m a sucker for Rice or Corn Chex.
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Flip-flops don’t have laces
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
No. I’m a wuss, physically and emotionally.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Double Chocolate Malted Crunch from Thrifty.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
If they are nice or mean or stuck up or snotty or sweet.
RED OR PINK?
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I have no will power.
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
I miss my mom and my sister. They are too far away and I only get to see them now and then.
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
khaki capris and brown Jesus sandals
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A pack of crackers and coffee for breakfast.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The fan blowing in our common area
IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Pink. One of the bright ones though.
My grandbaby when he is fresh and clean after his bath.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
UT VOL ball, NASCAR
FAVORITE HAIR COLOR[S]?
Blondish, with some brownish and redish mixed up in there.
FAVORITE EYE COLOR?
Mine are blue.
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope. I’m supposed to but they drive me completely insane.
When I get to pick, it’s almost always the same. Taquitos. It’s hard to screw up a taquito. Slap some chicken and onions and stuff in a rolled tortilla, fry the hell out of it, serve with guacamole, sour cream and pico. It’s a mini art form.
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Love a good horror flick.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
I was twitchin for some original Star Wars and the postal employee just happened to bring it to me the other day from Netflix.
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
SUMMER OR WINTER?
I have decided I hate summer in East Tennessee almost as much as I hate winter in East Tennessee. I basically just hate the climate here year round.
HUGS OR KISSES?
Can’t I have both?
I love me some Crème’ Brulee.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
I never bothered to learn how to read.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Its one of those liquid filled numbers.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Laid on the couch and watched Boston Legal.
Rain on the roof/porch. Love to hear the tree frogs too.
ROLLING STONES OR THE BEATLES?
I like them both about the same. I’d rather hear The Doors if I have a choice.
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
You bet I do. I’m working on becoming leader of the Darkside.
WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Cottage Hospital in beautiful Santa Barbara, California
WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
I’m not forwarding this. I’m not asking anyone to complete this. I’m just sitting here at work, bored as hell.