Jayden Smith may be worried about the possibility that his father’s — Will Smith’s — movie, “Independence Day,” is real…

In case of Apocalypse, if movies are correct, you should also be sure to stay away from the White House in DC, the Pyramids in Egypt, the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, the Eiffel Tower in Paris, the Millennium Bridge in London, the Colosseum in Rome, Hoover Dam on the border of Arizona & Nevada, and the Hollywood Sign.

You should also avoid the entire Jakarta, Los Angeles, & Washington, D.C. freeway systems… regardless of whether or there’s an Apocalypse going on.

You can also test Netflix stamina for irony by repeatedly ordering the movie, “Limitless.”

I didn’t watch the Oscars a couple of weeks ago, but I’m certain that no one in Hollywood will ever forget that fateful day, August 1st, 2003.

When you see something like this, you know it isn’t just paranoia — the birds really are out to get you!