Posts Tagged with "seahawks"

Pete Carroll’s Super Bowl Mistake Not Soon Forgotten

February 4th, 2015 at 5:53 pm by Mark
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After a completely nonsensical decision to have Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson pass at the three yard line — giving the Patriots an interception and costing the Seahawks a Super Bowl victory — comedians are getting a lot of run out of coach Pete Carroll. More of a run, in fact, than Marshawn Lynch got out of coach Pete Carroll…

Should I Hand This To You, or Step Back 5 Yards and Throw It for No Reason?

JCPenney Drunk for Superbowl

February 3rd, 2014 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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The first step in every 12-step program should be, “Put down the keyboard.”

@JCPenney: "Toughdown Seadawks!! Is sSeattle going toa runaway wit h this???"  @Kia: "Hey, @jcpenney need a designated driver?"   Go Home, JCPenney.  You're drunk.

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Superbowl 2014

February 2nd, 2014 at 9:01 pm by Mark
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I knew it was over when I saw a friend make the Facebook post, “Who gave Mr Manning hallucinogenics?? Poor thing looked like he didn’t recognize the football…”

Last Great Run By a Bronco?  June 17th, 1994

Two States That Legalized Weed in Superbowl

January 20th, 2014 at 7:10 pm by Mark
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One-hundred percent of Advertising paid for by Cheetos, Dominos Pizza and Pringles. Half time show by The Grateful Dead and Woody Harrelson. Nobody will remember what Woody played, but it will forever be described as, “Fuckin’ epic.” Media booths sacked by Golf Announcers. Streaking makes a comeback. Players never return to the field. Game called with only two quarters played, and the final score is Zero to Zero, because, “Everybody wins, man!”

Two States that Legalized Pot are Getting Together for a "SUPER BOWL"

Seahawk’s Richard Sherman Creates Broncos Fans

January 19th, 2014 at 11:01 pm by Mark
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The only thing worse than a sore loser is a ridiculously poor winner.

Richard Sherman: "I just made you a Broncos fan!"