Posts Tagged with "soviet russia"

American Journalists Still Complaining in Sochi

February 6th, 2014 at 7:57 pm by Mark
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Today, journalists in Sochi, Russia for the opening of the Winter Olympics are complaining about all of the shirtless photos of Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin. They apparently do not realize that Vladimir Putin is what happens when James Bond gets one of his villains pregnant and the child grows up to kick both their asses.

Vladimir Putin Riding Bear.  "Liberty. American may have right bear arms. But Soviet Russian have right to whole bear."

Meteor Streaks Across Russian Sky

February 15th, 2013 at 9:41 pm by Mark
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On the morning of February 15th, 2013, Russia’s Chelyabinsk region was awed by a meteor streaking across the atmosphere. Mere seconds later, hundreds were injured as windows were shattered by the sonic boom from nearly thirty-three miles away. Fortunately, only a handful were hospitalized.

In Soviet Russia, you don't shoot for the stars ... The star shoots for you!

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