Posts Tagged with "weed"

Marijuana Makes You a Mellow Pacifist?

January 20th, 2015 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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It’s perhaps unsurprising how many weed smokers are completely self-absorbed and unaware of their own actions…

So, Marijuana makes everyone a mellow pacifist? Perhaps you should explain that when you're not having a hysterical tantrum, calling me names and threatening me with bodily injury because I disagreed...

Two States That Legalized Weed in Superbowl

January 20th, 2014 at 7:10 pm by Mark
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One-hundred percent of Advertising paid for by Cheetos, Dominos Pizza and Pringles. Half time show by The Grateful Dead and Woody Harrelson. Nobody will remember what Woody played, but it will forever be described as, “Fuckin’ epic.” Media booths sacked by Golf Announcers. Streaking makes a comeback. Players never return to the field. Game called with only two quarters played, and the final score is Zero to Zero, because, “Everybody wins, man!”

Two States that Legalized Pot are Getting Together for a "SUPER BOWL"

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Is Oscar the Grouch Smokable?

January 20th, 2014 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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This would not, of course, explain why he was such a grouch… Aside, of course, from long term use and living in a trash can…

Is it just me, or does Oscar the Grouch look like a giant nug of weed?

The Grass is Always Greener

January 22nd, 2013 at 7:07 pm by Mark
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“Man, I wish I had a Twinkie,” someone mentioned earlier today. “Don’t you wish Twinkies were still around?”

“Meh,” I muttered. “I don’t really care for sweets, and I don’t smoke weed.”

THEN: "These Twinkies are awesome!" "But I wish we had some Marijuana!"  NOW: "This Marijuana is awesome!" "But I wish we had some Twinkies..."

Weed – The Other Side of the Story

July 9th, 2012 at 5:10 pm by Mark
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We won’t even go into the fact that red eyes and cottonmouth are usually the first side of anaphylactic shock (allergy!), right?