A Cut & Paste Status Proposal
March 11th, 2010 at 3:10 pm by Mark
Tags: facebook, humor, myspace, sarcasm, social networking
For all of you people who keep cutting and pasting silly status messages on Facebook, MySpace or other Social Networking sites attempting raise awareness about miscellaneous things which may or may or may not be serious, I submit the following original — by yours truly — for your consideration:
Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who knows someone or has been affected by someone. People who know someone or have been affected by someone affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for knowing someone or affecting someone, except perhaps never having existed, but we can raise awareness!
Now, all of you people who do not exist, please stop trying to f#$*ing add me on Facebook.
Thank you. Drive through.
March 24th, 2010 at 2:18 am
I would drive through, but I’m trying to raise awareness of people who, for any number of reasons… can’t drive through. If you wouldn’t mind, would you please post this on your facebook status to help me raise awareness?
Thanks.
March 24th, 2010 at 2:19 am
I’d appreciate if you’d tweet it also.
Oh, and if you have a myspace, could you post it there too? I don’t do myspace.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
LOL Nut.
March 28th, 2010 at 2:29 am
At least I’ve got just the right amount of nuttiness, which is of course, six notches above ‘boring’ and yet, a good and safe four and a half notches below ‘batshit’.
Must be why I’ve never used an online dating service. 😉
March 28th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
LOL Damn, I loved that video. That was good shit. There’s actually a whole series…