While most of us dread Friday the 13th, Jason Voorhees dreads every other day…

The designation for Extreme Type A Personalities is CDO, because it’s more correct to alphabetize Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder’s acronym.

It’s always struck me as funny how Jobs could be such a shameless self-promoter, arrogant and a dirty business man using slave and child labour and intense work environments with such a high suicide rate, and somehow Gates took all the blame of having an “evil empire.” But then again, most of that rhetoric comes from people who are allergic to soap…

Is it any wonder, when the news is always so dire?

We won’t even go into the fact that red eyes and cottonmouth are usually the first side of anaphylactic shock (allergy!), right?