Everyone’s heard at least one joke about any given Blonde’s, umm, let’s call it, umm, lack of wisdom. But occasionally, you see something that makes you wonder: Was it stupidity, or sarcasm?

The car she put on Craigslist has 140K miles, but was literally never driven.

The author of this status update was tragically run over while crawling across the street outside the hospital. When asked what had happened, she replied, “The sign said ‘Don’t Walk’.”