The silver lining, I suppose, is that the goat didn’t pee in the coffee…

I really don’t wanna hear about your “best” one…

As some women do — and we all know at least one — she’ll likely end up driving away without a ticket due to her ability to, “utilize her assets.” Whoever said, “Justice is blind,” obviously never had to deal with a pair of 36D’s in a push-up bra.

Teenagers can be the most sarcastic, irreverent lifeforms in the known universe. But this one is still not gonna get one up on Dad…

I was looking for a car once, and told the woman I was calling about the ad. She gave me her address, and when I showed up, she said, “Just remember, no biting or hitting, and you have to use a condom.” Apparently, she was selling more than just a Lumina on Craigslist…