Posts Tagged with "facebook"

Dyslexia Holding You Back?

December 22nd, 2013 at 1:32 pm by Mark
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I’m lysdexic, myself, and I’ve found it makes writing a real chore.

Steve: "I'm having a time with school. My dyslexia is really holding me back. I'm not sure what to do."  Larry: "afhiulokfakjaklda;ksd;falskdfj"  Steve: "What the fuck, Larry? Is that supposed to be some kind of funny joke? You are such an asshole sometimes."  Larry: "ljahdfuouncauihajsdfk"  Steve: "Go to hell, Larry."

Using Cleavage to Avoid a Ticket?

December 18th, 2013 at 5:07 pm by Mark
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As some women do — and we all know at least one — she’ll likely end up driving away without a ticket due to her ability to, “utilize her assets.” Whoever said, “Justice is blind,” obviously never had to deal with a pair of 36D’s in a push-up bra.

Cleavage, don't fail me now!

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Facebook a Mental Hospital?

July 31st, 2013 at 1:02 pm by Michelle
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Is Facebook as bad as Google+, where everyone’s imaginary friends are stuck going in circles as if awaiting their medication?

Mental Hospital - To All My Fellow Nuts: I just realized... We sit & stare at a screen.. We talk to ourselves.. We have imaginary friends, zoos, farms, cities & fake animals.. We cook imaginary food in imaginary bakeries.. We play bingo that gives no money.. We poke people & think it's OK.. We even write on walls.. Think about it.. Facebook is a mental hospital & we are all its patients. Hit like and feel free to share this.. I just did! Party in my ward later...

Oh, You Need Something on Farmville?

May 12th, 2013 at 3:10 pm by Mark
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Interestingly, the people who detest Facebook games to such an infuriated degree are most likely those who once played them…

Thanks for the Farmville Request.  I sent you a tractor.

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Was That a Fail or a Snappy Comeback?

May 11th, 2013 at 5:06 pm by Mark
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Facebook constantly reminds me of what a fine line there is between Clever and Stupid…

Facebook User 1: "I see your garbage. :D <3"  "Facebook User 2: "You're *"  Not Sure if Fail Grammar Nazi or Clever Troll