As long as there are no threats, no cars demolished or cats boiled, it’s probably ok, as long as they announce themselves beforehand…

Tip: Chered, via Facebook

When we were younger, we were told we could be anything we wanted to be.

I wanted to be an Astronaut: I ended up working on a NASA project in the 90’s. I wanted to be Indiana Jones: I ended up standing in the ruins of some of the oldest temples and cities in the world. I wanted to be rich: I’ve made a few fortunes, and they’re fleeting, but the experiences I’ve had and friends I’ve gained along the way have made me rich beyond belief.

One of my cousins? He wanted be a firetruck. Or a dinosaur. Tough luck, dude.

I’ve never read this book, but the Amazon reviews are nothing short of fascinating.

Instructions too complicated, December 28, 2013
By Eric Post

Instructions too complicated. Got my dick caught in a ceiling fan. I would not recommend this book, except as firewood.

I truly hate it when any book causes me to get my manhood trapped in a ceiling fan.

I’m lysdexic, myself, and I’ve found it makes writing a real chore.

At least the first guy’s not in the UK and constantly being referred to as Jamaican, even though he’s from London, right?

Note: Just had to give Paul @ URLyBits a bit of Hell. 😉