Posts Tagged with "sarcasm"

99 Problems?

December 30th, 2013 at 5:29 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, the thirteen others can be from a single cause… 😉

Relatable Post #5593: I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

Viral Book Reviews: How To Avoid Huge Ships

December 29th, 2013 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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I’ve never read this book, but the Amazon reviews are nothing short of fascinating.

Instructions too complicated, December 28, 2013
By Eric Post

Instructions too complicated. Got my dick caught in a ceiling fan. I would not recommend this book, except as firewood.

I truly hate it when any book causes me to get my manhood trapped in a ceiling fan.

"How To Avoid Huge Ships" by Captain John W. Trimmer

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Honesty Not a Jedi Strong Point

December 28th, 2013 at 5:04 pm by Mark
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While we could always use a, “The end justifies the means,” mentality, some things just really screwed up the story line for the original Star Wars trilogy…

"Dath Vader... Now that's a name I have heard since I threw your dad into a volcano and cut off his legs."

Dyslexia Holding You Back?

December 22nd, 2013 at 1:32 pm by Mark
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I’m lysdexic, myself, and I’ve found it makes writing a real chore.

Steve: "I'm having a time with school. My dyslexia is really holding me back. I'm not sure what to do."  Larry: "afhiulokfakjaklda;ksd;falskdfj"  Steve: "What the fuck, Larry? Is that supposed to be some kind of funny joke? You are such an asshole sometimes."  Larry: "ljahdfuouncauihajsdfk"  Steve: "Go to hell, Larry."

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How to Be Single Really Fast

December 20th, 2013 at 12:24 pm by Mark
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Never done that — been accused of it (seriously!), but never done that. LOL

@PaulPeligroso: "When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say 'Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?'"