Seriously, you are “so cool” if you get 143 likes when you were taking a selfie in the bathroom at a bar…? No faith in humanity.

It’s also great to clean the white spots from your bathroom mirror so you can take more embarrassing, drunken selfies.

To the roommate who can’t get into the bathroom, have faith that with a mere 4,000 more likes, Facebook will ban her account, anyway.

The thing about bathroom mirror photos is that it’s always good fun to comment on some random, if not embarrassing, object — or even person — you might see elsewhere in the photo. 😉