Tags: breasts, friends, humor, pirates, quotes, wit
For a few months, I’ve been writing down some of the bizarre and humorous things that come out of peoples’ mouths.
Back on November 10th, we’re sitting having a late lunch, and from out of nowhere, Zacque sits up in his chair, narrows his eyes to slits and monotonically mumbles:
Ahhh! Get your genitalia out of my eyes! I can’t see!
On November 20th, I slammed the last portion of a beer sitting on the table, because you know, we can’t abuse the alcohol. Susan quotably quipped:
Yeah, what’s a little backwash between friends?
On November 30th, Zacque, Susan and I were sitting in the Old City when Niki walks in wearing a — form-fitting — red shirt.
Zacque: “Ya know, that’s a very nice shade of red.”
Me: “Yeah, I was gonna say, that is a very nice shade of nipple.”
Niki: “And they’re cold, too!”
Me, Susan & Zacque: “DUH!”
Now, of course, there have been many, many more over the last few months, most of which are too rude to post here (I try and keep things semi-clean). Hilarious, nonetheless…
But this one today, from Lisa, takes the cake:
Stop cursing! I’m ovulating and it turns me on!
Apparently, insanity runs in circles.