Happy Dress Like a Whore Day!

October 31st, 2009 at 10:32 pm by Mark
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     The history of the purely American phenomenon of Halloween includes Trick or Treating for the kids (where they play welfare punks and sponge off neighnors for free sugar), some rather dastardly pranks, and, of course, women dressing like role-playing prostitutes.  Apparently, we have a special fondness for Nurse outfits, especially when they’re showing lots of cleavage, which is probably the reason I’m still totally in love with that sexy CNA from 2007, but I digress…

     We, at Blogitude.com, wish you all a happy, and, above all, SAFE Halloween.

     That means, don’t call us at 4AM to come pick you up because you’re too drunk to drive.  Call a cab like all the other poor sods.  Especially, do not call us to bail you out of jail tomorrow, because, regardless of the fact that we may look like we’re made of money, you must remember that a significant portion of our income comes from Writing, and nobody wants to pay for this crap.


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3 Responses to “Happy Dress Like a Whore Day!”

  1. Mark Says:

    So I’m home. Safe. Alone.

    As usual.

    I window shopped … but didn’t pull out the credit card.

  2. Zacque Says:

    Congrats on the restraint…

  3. Mark Says:

    Don’t ever mention restraints again… *shudder* I’m just glad to have escaped with my chastity intact.

    And, of course, the dead pet rabbit in front of my place just gave this morning an even more eerie feel … I’m just glad it wasn’t boiled …