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Because sometimes, 200mg is just not enough:
For permanent relief of symptoms including, but not limited to, mild to severe migraines, tension and sinus headaches, joint pain and inflammation, constipation, heart problems, diabetes, dry mouth, cancer, clinical and non-clinical depression and anxiety, H1N1 virus, erectile dysfunction, sexually transmitted diseases, intruders, terrorists, door-to-door salesmen, annoying people who just won’t STFU, and those damn raccoons.
Also available in .45 ACP!
WARNING: Do not ingest or insert into rectum. Not for
use on immediate family or Law Enforcement personnel.
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