My Itchy Butt

June 6th, 2011 at 4:32 pm by Glenn
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Have you ever just had the kind of day that no matter what you do, you can’t satisfy the itch on your butt? Mind you, not IN your butt, but ON your butt…

Anyways, turns out I was having one of those days where my butt itched. I was also having one of those days were I was acutely aware of the number of cameras that point at us from varying locations within businesses. The bank had one, the liquor shop had one, the doctors office had at least three, Fry’s and Target both had some, and I’m pretty sure there was even one at the restaurant for lunch.

It leaves me to wonder, how many people, besides those standing behind me at the time, actually watched me scratch at my butt today?

It also makes me wonder, how many people could I get to watch me scratch my butt tomorrow…


2 Responses to “My Itchy Butt”

  1. catscratch Says:

    I’m not above scratching my butt in public or picking a wedgie or anything else that one shouldn’t do as a lady.

    You scratch it!

  2. Mark Says:

    (* Flashback to Diva’s day at the bar, with the short skirt and vinyl seats *) LOL