Posts Tagged with "common sense"

Statistics vs. Common Sense

June 24th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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It amazes me that despite conventional logic, University professors and statisticians still cling to statistical numbers even faced with the fact that their numbers deny all common sense.

According to most statistics, the best way to attract a man is with the eyes, and thus it is highly important for women to properly apply their eye makeup. Of course, the vast majority of the these studies were conducted by some rather boring statistical mathetmaticians...

You Could Get Killed Using Apple Maps!

June 4th, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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Over the last year, we’ve heard numerous horror stories about people following Apple Maps directions and having their safety, and even their lives, jeopardized. This phenomenon underscores the need for people to stop blindly relying on technology to get them to their destinations…

"I loved Apple Maps!" -Amelia Earhart

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Definitive Proof: “Crop Circles” Are Hoaxes

June 3rd, 2013 at 5:28 pm by Mark
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That some people continue to believe that crop circles are caused by Aliens makes an absolute mockery of common sense.

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave...

Most Clothes Don’t Need Washing Instructions

January 27th, 2013 at 5:32 pm by Mark
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Colors on cold, tumble dry, and never iron a design is simply common sense, right? Unfortunately, “common sense” is a commodity these days and “sarcasm” is the coping mechanism of choice…

For Best Results: Marchine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Never iron design.  For Worst Results: Drag thru puddle behind car. Blow dry on roof rack.

Bob Costas & Gun Control: The Anti-Common Sense

December 3rd, 2012 at 5:19 pm by Mark
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During Sunday Night Football’s epic Philadelphia-Dallas match, Bob Costas ended his half-time show with, “…what I believe is, if he didn’t possess, own a gun, he [Jovan Belcher] and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today.”

Earlier during the break, Costas paraphrased an online article by Fox Sports columnist Jason Whitlock, claiming that guns “exacerbate our flaws, tempt us to escalate arguments, and bait us into embracing confrontation rather than avoiding it.” That comment, on its own, is so outlandish that it makes me imagine overly confrontational groups like PETA, NOW and entire Howard Dean for President Campaign with dual-holsters and bandoliers of ammunition.

Both Costas and Whitlock failed to mention the glaringly obvious fact that if Jovan Belcher didn’t kill Kasandra Perkins, she would still be alive today. If Jovan Belcher hadn’t committed suicide, he would also still be alive today. Why point out the glaringly obvious? Because, for their own reasons, certain people want to call this tragedy “a gun crime” instead of the “murder-suicide” which it was.

All facts being equal, the instrument of their deaths is irrelevant. Jovan wanted her, and himself, dead. In this instance, the gun was much like Bob Costas: a tool. Anyone old enough to swing a fist, and land it good, knows that there are countless trillions of ways to end someone which don’t include guns.

The biggest gun control argument anyone ever hears is that if we get rid of guns, there will be less gun crime. The problem is, if we get rid of the Legal guns that the Government knows about, then where are the rest of the guns? In the hands of criminals, whereabouts unknown. Others argue that there are so many fatal accidents with handguns per year involving children. There are more fatal accidents with cars, bathtubs and household chemicals, so, hey, let’s ban them, too!

If this logic continues, I’m going to start a special interest group to ban cars because of the numbers of deaths they cause each year. We’ll ban doctors, because most people die at hospitals. Hammers will be banned for the tragically high number of lifelong injuries to fingers and thumbs sustained each year. Food will be banned for causing so many people to choke. Forks and spoons should be banned for making people fat. Oh, and knives? Yeah, to Hell with them, too!

And if it ever comes down to a death match between me and Bob Costas, my weapon of choice is gonna be a Paperclip, just to prove a point. I could totally f#&* dude up with a paperclip…