Posts Tagged with "iphone"

Darwinism: Now Available on the iPhone

February 4th, 2014 at 3:04 pm by Mark
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The Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer app for iOS looks like a great way to help keep some inferior chromosomes out of the gene pool.

Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer.  Simply point your phone's camera at the ground, and Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer will determine the likelihood of injury if you jumped from that height, and then tell you to do it anyway.  Approximate Height: 15 feet.  Damage Estimate: Broken ankles likely.  Conclusion: Do it, man. It'll be awesome.

You Could Get Killed Using Apple Maps!

June 4th, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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Over the last year, we’ve heard numerous horror stories about people following Apple Maps directions and having their safety, and even their lives, jeopardized. This phenomenon underscores the need for people to stop blindly relying on technology to get them to their destinations…

"I loved Apple Maps!" -Amelia Earhart