Posts Tagged with "iphone"

Darwinism: Now Available on the iPhone

February 4th, 2014 at 3:04 pm by Mark
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The Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer app for iOS looks like a great way to help keep some inferior chromosomes out of the gene pool.

Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer.  Simply point your phone's camera at the ground, and Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer will determine the likelihood of injury if you jumped from that height, and then tell you to do it anyway.  Approximate Height: 15 feet.  Damage Estimate: Broken ankles likely.  Conclusion: Do it, man. It'll be awesome.

You Could Get Killed Using Apple Maps!

June 4th, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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Over the last year, we’ve heard numerous horror stories about people following Apple Maps directions and having their safety, and even their lives, jeopardized. This phenomenon underscores the need for people to stop blindly relying on technology to get them to their destinations…

"I loved Apple Maps!" -Amelia Earhart

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Amidst Tax Slams, Apple Unveils iPhone 6

May 22nd, 2013 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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Amidst slams of tax evasion by the several world governments, and after years of throwing everything but the kitchen sink into what used to be known as the “cellular telephone,” Apple has made yet another paradigm shift for their next iPhone…

iPhone 6: No Apps.  No Internet.  No distractions.

Apple Returns iPhones to Chinese Manufacturer, Foxconn

April 30th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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Last week, Apple returned as many as eight million iPhones to Foxconn, citing the exact same reasons that iPhone users have complained about for years.

Conan O'Brien: "Apple has returned eight million iPhones to a Chinese manufacturer because they weren't fit for sale.  Apple complained the phones couldn't place calls, the screens cracked easily, and had faulty batteries.  In other words, they were iPhones."

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What Do the Chinese Think About the iPhone 5?

December 13th, 2012 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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Despite being manufactured in China, the iPhone 5 hasn’t been well received amongst Chinese…

Apple iPhone 5: Because You Have More Money Than Sense