Posts Tagged with "drugs"

Bad Decisions by Qui-Gon Jinn

April 9th, 2015 at 5:11 pm by Mark
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Perhaps Qui-Gon Jinn’s judgment was impaired because of that Endor Chronic…

Qui Gon Gin and Juice

Kids, Don’t Do Drugs

April 3rd, 2015 at 5:28 pm by Mark
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I’ve popped the tops off of plenty of ketchup and mustard, and quite honestly, I wouldn’t mind facing a Federal pension. 😉
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Katy Perry’s WTF Half-Time Show

February 1st, 2015 at 8:42 pm by Mark
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I saw dancing, singing beach balls and got worried I was having a flashback… Kept expecting Sponge Bob to come out and offer everyone a crabby patty…

Jack O'Spades: "So who's going to be the genius that takes out ad time near the end of the game for antidepressants?" Mark: "I'm voting it'll be Budweiser."  Jack O'Spades: "budweiser depresses me..."  Mark: "So does Katy Perry's Outfit."

Maybe It’s Methamphetamine

January 26th, 2015 at 5:15 pm by Chered
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Or maybe Frodo should just stop being a prick and give her back her damn Precious!

Maybe She's Born With It ... Maybe It's Methamphetamine USA, LLC

Obiwan Kenobi Arrested for Meth Possession

February 20th, 2013 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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I guess it’s tough trying to make ends meet as a Jedi these days…

"Obiwan Kenobi Accused of Meth Possession" RESTROSPECT: The sinking feeling that you probably should have waved your hand and said, "These are not the drugs you're looking for."