Posts Tagged with "graves"

Revenge from Beyond the Grave

March 9th, 2015 at 5:42 pm by Mark
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It’s like sign in my store used to say: “Every customer brings joy to our store: Some as they enter, and others as they leave.”

malformalady: "Glass headstones"  causenotsymptom: "Image a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful." feline-ranger: "I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day." didyoumissme-221b: "There are two kinds of people"

Zombie-Proof Graves?

March 8th, 2015 at 5:33 pm by Mark
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Though this may be one way to avoid a horrible Zombie Apocalypse, I’m a larger fan of proactively tying together the shoe-laces of each and every dead body so that said Apocalypse will be absolutely hilarious.

Zombie-Proof Grave: Your Move, Zombies!