Posts Tagged with "apocalypse"

Zombie-Proof Graves?

March 8th, 2015 at 5:33 pm by Mark
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Though this may be one way to avoid a horrible Zombie Apocalypse, I’m a larger fan of proactively tying together the shoe-laces of each and every dead body so that said Apocalypse will be absolutely hilarious.

Zombie-Proof Grave: Your Move, Zombies!

Too Much Information?

April 8th, 2014 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, it’s just too easy…

YOUR PANTS + LAST THING YOU ATE = YOUR APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL TEAM NAME.  OP: "Purple Pizza lol"  Commenter 1: "Haha blue taco salad" Commenter 2: No Tuna Salad `o_O^" OP: "So xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx not wearing pants?" Commenter 2: "Nope ;-)" OP: "wow awkward!!!" Commenter 3: "Blue biscuit?"  Commenter 2: "It's after 5PM and I'm in my room.  I DO WHAT I WANT! lol"

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Laughter Important During Zombie Apocalypse

January 19th, 2014 at 7:09 pm by Mark
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Scientists have shown that parts of the Limbic System — a system in the brain that’s critical for our emotions, behavior, motivations, long-term memory, and sense of smell — are stimulated by laughter. This makes laughter a highly important survival skill.

Twitter Caleb Wilde @CalebWilde: "As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious."

In Case of Apocalypse, Please Avoid These Places

April 15th, 2013 at 5:24 pm by Mark
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In case of Apocalypse, if movies are correct, you should also be sure to stay away from the White House in DC, the Pyramids in Egypt, the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, the Eiffel Tower in Paris, the Millennium Bridge in London, the Colosseum in Rome, Hoover Dam on the border of Arizona & Nevada, and the Hollywood Sign.

You should also avoid the entire Jakarta, Los Angeles, & Washington, D.C. freeway systems… regardless of whether or there’s an Apocalypse going on.

If the Apocalypes Ever Happens, Stay Away From the Statue of Liberty


Wishing Everyone a Happy and Safe Apocalypse!

December 21st, 2012 at 10:36 pm by Mark
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From all of us here at, we hope you’ve had a happy and safe Apocalypse!

We’d also like to leave you with a friendly reminder that the Mayan calendar ended today, December 21st, 2012. So if you happen to have any Mayan friends, a new calendar would make an excellent Holiday gift!

Two Mayan Guys: "Wanna grab a tequila?" "Well, I'm working on this calender, but I guess if I don't finish it, it won't be the end of the world..."