Posts Tagged with "gifts"

Tasteless Valentines Day Gift

February 14th, 2014 at 9:57 pm by Mark
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At least, in this case, it’s not a “gift that keeps on giving” like you might get from some people…

Little Critters Pet Store Sign: "Give Your Valentine Crabs!  All Crabs 25% Off!"

Tip: Vlas, via Facebook

Christmas Eve 2013

December 24th, 2013 at 5:42 pm by Mark
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We wish everyone a safe and happy Christmas Eve!

"You don't have to get me anything."  "IT'S A TRAP!"

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Some People Will Believe Anything

June 11th, 2013 at 5:26 pm by Mark
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While we’re at it, I’ll just go ahead and believe everything on the Internet is true, politicians never lie, the check actually is in the mail, and that the red eyes and cotton mouth aren’t actually the first stage of anaphylactic shock because weed is actually good for me given that it’s all natural — just like uranium, arsenic and lead… Thank you! Drive through…

"Jay-Z and Beyonce havnig a baby. I need money for a gift."   Seems Legit.

Unsure of What to Get Her For Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2013 at 3:03 pm by Mark
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It’s 3PM, and you haven’t gotten her a Valentine’s Day gift yet? Problem solved!

Tell her you already got her something and have her guess what it is. She'll probably list some things she's been wanting.

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Wishing Everyone a Happy and Safe Apocalypse!

December 21st, 2012 at 10:36 pm by Mark
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From all of us here at, we hope you’ve had a happy and safe Apocalypse!

We’d also like to leave you with a friendly reminder that the Mayan calendar ended today, December 21st, 2012. So if you happen to have any Mayan friends, a new calendar would make an excellent Holiday gift!

Two Mayan Guys: "Wanna grab a tequila?" "Well, I'm working on this calender, but I guess if I don't finish it, it won't be the end of the world..."