Posts Tagged with "mayans"

Wishing Everyone a Happy and Safe Apocalypse!

December 21st, 2012 at 10:36 pm by Mark
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From all of us here at, we hope you’ve had a happy and safe Apocalypse!

We’d also like to leave you with a friendly reminder that the Mayan calendar ended today, December 21st, 2012. So if you happen to have any Mayan friends, a new calendar would make an excellent Holiday gift!

Two Mayan Guys: "Wanna grab a tequila?" "Well, I'm working on this calender, but I guess if I don't finish it, it won't be the end of the world..."

Proof That it’s Not the End of the World

December 20th, 2012 at 5:15 pm by Mark
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The Mayans might’ve finished their calendar if the Spanish hadn’t wiped them out… Besides, it’s already 12-21-2012 everywhere east of Israel.

Your Argument is Invalid. Mayan Calendar: Expires 21-Dec-2012.  Oreo: Expires 13-Jul-2013.

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The Most Annoying Day in Facebook History?

December 19th, 2012 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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I disagree with the sentiment that 21-Dec-2012 will be the most annoying day in Facebook history, especially given that on 22-Dec-2012, no less than two hundred million idiots will be pretending that at least half of their “friends” actually believe the hype about the Mayan calendar and the end of the world, and smugly gloating, “See? I told you morons there would be no Apocalypse!”

Besides, everyone knows the Most Annoying Day in Facebook History was the day this asshat started a Facebook fan page

December 21st, 2012 will be the most annoying day in Facebook history.