Posts Tagged with "mayans"

Wishing Everyone a Happy and Safe Apocalypse!

December 21st, 2012 at 10:36 pm by Mark
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From all of us here at, we hope you’ve had a happy and safe Apocalypse!

We’d also like to leave you with a friendly reminder that the Mayan calendar ended today, December 21st, 2012. So if you happen to have any Mayan friends, a new calendar would make an excellent Holiday gift!

Two Mayan Guys: "Wanna grab a tequila?" "Well, I'm working on this calender, but I guess if I don't finish it, it won't be the end of the world..."

Proof That it’s Not the End of the World

December 20th, 2012 at 5:15 pm by Mark
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The Mayans might’ve finished their calendar if the Spanish hadn’t wiped them out… Besides, it’s already 12-21-2012 everywhere east of Israel.

Your Argument is Invalid. Mayan Calendar: Expires 21-Dec-2012.  Oreo: Expires 13-Jul-2013.