Posts Tagged with "hello kitty"

Hello Kitty Does WHAT?

February 9th, 2014 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, it’s better just to walk away rather than comment. Today is one of those days.

Target Price Tag: "DVD Video, Hello Kitty Eats her V, 9.99"  Grumpy Cat's Response: "No. Err... Wait.. What?"

Japan vs. America: Hellno Kitty

March 21st, 2013 at 9:02 pm by Mark
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While the Japanese emphasize “cute” and “happy” with Hello Kitty, Americans do tend to emphasize the negative with “Grumpy Cat” and “Hellno Kitty.”

Hello Kitty?  Hellno Kitty.

Hello, Kitty! Fandom Gone Overboard

September 30th, 2012 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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Due in no small part to idiots with gold grilles permanently enameled to their teeth, I’ve never seen the point of Elective Dentistry. For this one, I think I’ll let Hoss from Bonanza say it for me…

If RuPaul was Japanese

February 6th, 2012 at 6:03 pm by Mark
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You just know that if RuPaul was Japanese, s/he’d be wearing these.

Mikhail Kalashnikov Rolls in his Grave

October 18th, 2007 at 3:45 pm by Mark
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[ 4:02PM EDT: My apologies, Mr. Kalashnikov, and a toast.  Cheers! ] 

     Typical of Asian “cute,” isn’t it?

HK-47

     It’s the “The Glambo Signature Series ‘Hello Kitty’ HK-AK-47” from GlamGuns.com:

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they’re gone! An mere $100 extra includes Glambo’s signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.
A bargain at only $1072.95!

     “A perfect gift for the young lady of the house,” huh?  I’m also sure this one is destined to be the new favorite of Thai Hookers.  And the Gay Mafia in Massachusetts.  And maybe Elmo when he snaps… That Grover just won’t return his affection.

     Really, I think I’ll stick with assault-rifle-black… On a pre-ban, milled Bulgarian at the rock-bottom price of only $425.

     *shakes head*

     Friggin’ vandals.

     I would sooner buy a Norinco

Tip: Anton. Photo from GlamGuns.com: Guns for Girls and Glamorous Weaponry.