Posts Tagged with "Jesus"

Reality TV Review: Pawn Stars

January 22nd, 2014 at 7:14 pm by Mark
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I’m not a fan of television for various reasons. The Reality Television show, Pawn Stars, is usually nothing short of infuriating when you see how badly the main guy, Rick, takes advantage of his customers in front of the entire country. Apparently, when spelling his name, the “P” is silent.

The original Cross of Jesus?  I'm prepared to give you $50 for it because it's missing the nails and it's beat all to Hell. But first, let me call my friend who's an expert on the Cross of Jesus.

Water Into Wine?

December 19th, 2013 at 5:53 pm by Mark
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I’ve been craving a nice bottle of Merlot the last couple of days. Maybe I should invite Him over to fix up this case of Deer Park in the kitchen…

Jesus Was Here (Wine in the Water Aisle)

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Jesus 2.0

September 23rd, 2012 at 1:16 pm by Mark
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The first Jesus 2.0 prototype is spectacularly unimpressive…

Jesus Cat

August 26th, 2012 at 1:38 pm by Mark
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On the third day, following his persecution by dogs, he was risen. Nine times.

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If Jesus Had Facebook…

March 25th, 2012 at 1:55 pm by Mark
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With 144,000 friends, Calender Event privacy set to “Family,” Relationship Status set to “Only Me,” and constant friend requests from whackjobs, Jesus would probably hide his Facebook profile. Oh, but there would be a Dislike button.

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