The first Jesus 2.0 prototype is spectacularly unimpressive…

On the third day, following his persecution by dogs, he was risen. Nine times.

With 144,000 friends, Calender Event privacy set to “Family,” Relationship Status set to “Only Me,” and constant friend requests from whackjobs, Jesus would probably hide his Facebook profile. Oh, but there would be a Dislike button.

Tip: Amy @ UrlyBits

Gracias, señor.

As expected, even Jesus hides…