January 22nd, 2014 at 7:14 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: Jesus, pawn stars, reality tv, reviews, rick harrison, television
I’m not a fan of television for various reasons. The Reality Television show, Pawn Stars, is usually nothing short of infuriating when you see how badly the main guy, Rick, takes advantage of his customers in front of the entire country. Apparently, when spelling his name, the “P” is silent.
![The original Cross of Jesus? I'm prepared to give you $50 for it because it's missing the nails and it's beat all to Hell. But first, let me call my friend who's an expert on the Cross of Jesus.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/01/PawnStarsCrossOfJesus.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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December 19th, 2013 at 5:53 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: drinking, Jesus, sarcasm, walgreens, water, wine
I’ve been craving a nice bottle of Merlot the last couple of days. Maybe I should invite Him over to fix up this case of Deer Park in the kitchen…
![Jesus Was Here (Wine in the Water Aisle)](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/12/JesusWasHere.jpg?resize=460%2C613&ssl=1)
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September 23rd, 2012 at 1:16 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: Jesus, miracles, sarcasm
The first Jesus 2.0 prototype is spectacularly unimpressive…
![Jesus 2.0 Prototype: Walking on Water](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/09/Jesus.jpg?resize=460%2C611&ssl=1)
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August 26th, 2012 at 1:38 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: cats, Jesus, miracles
On the third day, following his persecution by dogs, he was risen. Nine times.
![Jesus Cat Walks on Water](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/08/JesusCat.jpg?resize=460%2C344&ssl=1)
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March 25th, 2012 at 1:55 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: annoying, facebook, Jesus, judas, sarcasm
With 144,000 friends, Calender Event privacy set to “Family,” Relationship Status set to “Only Me,” and constant friend requests from whackjobs, Jesus would probably hide his Facebook profile. Oh, but there would be a Dislike button.
![Jesus](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/03/Jesus1.jpg?resize=460%2C461&ssl=1)
Tip: Amy @ UrlyBits
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