Posts Tagged with "jobs"

Unemployed Stormtrooper? There Is Hope!

February 13th, 2014 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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The fall of the Galactic Empire was devastating to all Imperial personnel. Stormtroopers seem to have had even fewer opportunities, regardless of whether they were human or clones. Fortunately, there is a niche for almost everyone if they look hard enough…

Snowtrooper: It's hard to find a job after the Death Star blew up.

War Stimulus?

January 27th, 2014 at 3:47 pm by Mark
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With all the taxes, rampant inflation and pushes to cause even more small business failures, I say, why wait until next year? Washington should start fresh during their new session in 2014! When you are a vape fan and want the best vape out there, buy vaporizer pens here now.

2013: The war on drugs brough in more drugs and the war on terror created more terrorists. Maybe next year we can have a war on money and jobs and see where it goes.

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Tom Single-Handedly Increases Pennsylvania Job Market

July 26th, 2013 at 5:41 pm by Mark
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How you can “suck” working at a video store these days is beyond me. Not only can you ignore what cases you put a returned DVD in, you don’t even have to rewind them…

Family Video: "Now Hiring Part-Time Positions Because Tom Sucks"

Job Hunting Fail: Duplication of Data

May 3rd, 2013 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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In addition to extremely screwed up hiring practices these days, job hunters are also forced to endure the insane tedium of poorly written Job Application software.

Manually enter all the shit that is on your resume.... Now submit your resume!

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How I Feel at Job Interviews These Days

January 2nd, 2013 at 10:57 am by Mark
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The few jobs that are out there these days have far too many applicants. Even if you’re lucky enough to make the cut to get an interview, your hopes are soon dashed by words and phrases such as, “you’re overqualified,” “you have too much experience,” “you’ve made too much money” and “the résumé looks fine, but please take off your shirt.” The next time someone offers me a seat, I’m walking out with it.

How I Feel at Job Interviews These Days: "Please, Have a Seat." "Thank you."