Posts Tagged with "movies"

Keep Calm: Shaun of the Dead Edition

February 16th, 2014 at 5:40 pm by Mark
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As many consider Shaun of the Dead to be pure genius in the Zombie-Comedy genre, there’s also the more obscure Cuban-based film, Juan of the Dead, which is equally hilarious.

Keep Calm, Take Car, Go to Mum's, Kill Phillip (Sorry!), Grab Liz, Go to the Winchester, Have a nice cold pint, and Wait for All This to Blow Over

Honesty Not a Jedi Strong Point

December 28th, 2013 at 5:04 pm by Mark
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While we could always use a, “The end justifies the means,” mentality, some things just really screwed up the story line for the original Star Wars trilogy…

"Dath Vader... Now that's a name I have heard since I threw your dad into a volcano and cut off his legs."

Merry Christmas 2013!

December 25th, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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One of the great things about Christmas Holidays is the movies. A Christmas Story has become a staple of Americana and the way things used to be. Leave it to the Internet to screw up such a fine, American institution.

A Christmas Story: Now Starring Miley Cyrus

Funny, I was at WalMart with a friend the other day, and said, “Oh, I know what you can get him — a DPMS M4! Every kid needs one!” Hey, wouldn’t have to worry about him shooting his eye out!

A Christmas Story: Red Ryder AR15

Name a Popular Queen?

June 17th, 2013 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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Fail! It said Queen, not Queen member. And, with popular, mainstream choices like Bernadette Bassinger, Felicia Jollygoodfellow, Noxeema Jackson, Vida Boheme, Chi Chi Rodriguez, and RuPaul, that just seems wrong… Or maybe it’s just me… I mean… Nevermind.

Name One Popular Queen: "Freddie Mercury."

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Friday: Time to Make Fun of the Boss

June 7th, 2013 at 5:37 pm by Mark
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And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Bostitch stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

Milton, from the movie Office Space

Yeah, if you could do a better job cropping your photos, that'd be g-----