Posts Tagged with "miley cyrus"

How Beetlejuice Was Made

February 4th, 2014 at 9:28 pm by Mark
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Strangely, I can imagine both Miley and Robin saying, “I’m here for your daughter, Chuck!”

How Beetlejuice was made... 9 months later...

Merry Christmas 2013!

December 25th, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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One of the great things about Christmas Holidays is the movies. A Christmas Story has become a staple of Americana and the way things used to be. Leave it to the Internet to screw up such a fine, American institution.

A Christmas Story: Now Starring Miley Cyrus

Funny, I was at WalMart with a friend the other day, and said, “Oh, I know what you can get him — a DPMS M4! Every kid needs one!” Hey, wouldn’t have to worry about him shooting his eye out!

A Christmas Story: Red Ryder AR15


Absolutely Tasteless: Helen Keller Jokes

October 3rd, 2012 at 5:26 pm by Mark
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I’m sure everyone remembers Ashton Applewhite’s Truly Tasteless Jokes books back in the 80’s (written under the name Blanche Knott), each with numerous entries about dead babies, painful dismemberments and, more notably, Helen Keller.

If you enjoyed that sort of thing and Political Correctness hasn’t completely ruined you, you should check out Helen Keller’s Twitter Page for a few tongue-in-cheeks laughs.