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How to Make the World a Better Place

February 24th, 2014 at 1:01 pm by Mark
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It seems inexcusable that some people exist simply to make other’s lives miserable. But have hope! There is a cure…

The world would be a much better place if everyone took a chill pill.  It would be a even better if some of them choked on it.

Effective Birth Control Methods

February 18th, 2014 at 1:00 pm by Anita
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Duckface and Crocs are also 100% effective because they cause involuntary abstinence.

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