March 5th, 2014 at 7:29 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: condoms, contraception, diseases, irony, sex, std, teenagers
Sure, go ahead. Protect what’s totally replaceable rather than protecting the rest of your life. Totally makes sense…
![There are Teenagers who have unprotected sex, but have cases on their phones. Just let that sink in for a minute...](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/TeenagersWithCasesOnCellphones.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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February 18th, 2014 at 1:00 pm by Anita![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/5f4b4a754d2313a19ba4eb99b3a5c1c6?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: birth control, condoms, contraception, crocs, duckface, pills
Duckface and Crocs are also 100% effective because they cause involuntary abstinence.
![Birth Control Methods: Condoms 98% effective. Birth Control Pills 99% Effective. Sandals with Socks 100% Effective.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/MethodsOfContraception.jpg?resize=460%2C787&ssl=1)
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September 17th, 2012 at 9:02 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: abortion, apple, bad parenting, contraception, iphone, sheep, think different
Her mother should have been the poster child for the Abortion debate… Or even the birth control debate… I’m jus’ sayin’…
![Seropis SURVEY: should I keep the baby or not...):? HELP... I just turned 18 and I am not ready for a child... WHERE THE HELL do I get a free abortion? I can't use my money, because I am saving to buy the new iphone.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/09/Abortion.jpg?resize=460%2C454&ssl=1)
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