Posts Tagged with "teenagers"

Teenaged Unprotected Sex Really Ironic

March 5th, 2014 at 7:29 pm by Mark
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Sure, go ahead. Protect what’s totally replaceable rather than protecting the rest of your life. Totally makes sense…

There are Teenagers who have unprotected sex, but have cases on their phones.  Just let that sink in for a minute...

Teenagers: How to Break Bad News to Your Parents

December 12th, 2013 at 5:04 pm by Mark
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This, of course, assumes that your parents don’t rip your head off shoulders before you have a chance to come clean…

"Mom! Dad!" "What?" "I got a girl pregnant." "You what?!" "Just kidding. I failed my math test." "Thank god!" Breaking the news to your parents: Like a boss!


Bad Planning by Teenagers

December 11th, 2013 at 10:20 pm by Ginger
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PosterboardDon’t you just hate when you get home after a long day at work and your kid informs you that he has a project due the next day?  He needs posterboard, photo quality printouts, and an array of equipment to create this last-minute masterpiece.  WTF?  It was then suggested that I was at fault because at the meeting last week with the teacher, she mentioned it was due and examples were shown to me so that I could be clear about what was expected.

I guess it hardly matters that despite the fact that I have advocated (to the point of threat of bodily injury) for the use of a wonderful tool called an academic planner (which is sort of like the calendars we adults use to organize our business and personal activities so that we can keep up with all our shit and pay our bills)… despite that, this project was not recorded there. I guess the fact that I have, from the wee grades, been an involved parent who actively engages in collaborative support efforts with regard to my little angel (a highly intelligent, chatty and lovable boy who can recite every make, model and year of every high performance vehicle imaginable seen while driving) by working with all parties to establish game plans for success… that matters not.

The years of holding his hand, showing him what to do, how to approach and think about things, how to find and weigh alternatives, how to organize and track, and how to ask when he doesn’t have a clue… all that effort has fallen by the wayside, in one evening. Which brings me to my original point of complaint… BAD PLANNING ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A CRISIS ON MY PART.

Ok, so I acquiesced on getting the posterboard since the drugstore is right around the corner.  But kid, you are gonna have to make do with bad drawings because there is no cartridge in the printer, and if you have to print something, do it tomorrow at the library at school.  Get your shit together kid, because life is gonna fuck you if you don’t.  In the meantime, no Xbox for a week!

Fucking teenagers.


Teenagers: Tired Of Being Harassed By Your Stupid Parents? ACT NOW! Move out, get a job, pay your bills while you still know everything.

Teen Pregnancy Epidemic

May 21st, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
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When I was in school facebook wasn’t here yet, cellphones where pagers and there wasn’t the best online SAT test prep courses making it easy for people,  pregnancies during school were rare, where now they’re so commonplace, many schools actually have Parenting classes. Despite every instruction, despite widespread sexual education, kids — yes, teens are still kids! — emulate the crap they seen on reality television shows…

"What the hell is it with parents now a days?" "Well you can't blame them they are only 16."


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Teenaged Girls Don’t Corner the Market on Drama

March 2nd, 2013 at 5:24 pm by Mark
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Teenaged girls are bad for drama, it’s true. Teenaged boys are just as bad…

Most of time, it can be handled with extreme sarcasm.

"Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Pls hurry because I'm going to cry. Dad. Dad." "Dad is dead. You're next. Love, moth."