Posts Tagged with "teenagers"

Cellphone Ancestry

February 26th, 2013 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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The adolescent phone snickered for hours when the elder cellphone told him about his great-great-grandfather’s massive crank…

Cellphone: "That's right, dead, our ancestors had tails."

Black Ice Cream?

May 22nd, 2012 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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It’s odd to have lived long enough to see teenaged girls screaming profanities and slurs while fighting in the hallways, and teenaged boys being emotionally needy and crying at the drop of a hat.

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Social Studies Win

March 12th, 2012 at 5:25 pm by Mark
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I can’t find any fault at all with this one. In fact, it’s so brilliant, I’ll bet the teacher gave this kid an A — for Asshole!

Sarcastic Dad

March 6th, 2012 at 5:48 pm by Mark
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In this day and age, it’s pretty much a given that kids don’t understand much but sarcasm. I blame Facebook.

That said, this is pretty clear “WIN” for Dad. 😉

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Sarcastic Teenagers

March 6th, 2012 at 5:06 pm by Mark
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Though considered troublesome by many, teenage sarcasm may be directly proportionate to the number of “TMI” (Too Much Information) episodes by a given parent…