Posts Tagged with "phones"

Lest We Forget Call Blocking…

March 4th, 2014 at 7:01 pm by Jason
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Or certain “someones” who must be mentally insane for the way the talk to and treat you…

Two Things I'm Thankful for: 1. Friends & Family, 2. Caller ID to avoid certain Friends & Family

Enough Duckface, Already!

April 17th, 2013 at 5:01 pm by Mark
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For those who make Duckface photos, prepare to be shamed, because what can be seen cannot be unseen.

The Future: An inspecific amount of time beyond now when one remembers this photo while taking a duckface photo in the bathroom with their phone and feels stupid.

Stock Photos

Facebook Status Hack? Check. Phone Prank? Check.

March 10th, 2013 at 1:42 pm by Mark
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This is the perfect time to perform the otherwise useless skill of yelling, “Dude! She called you a scruffy-looking nerf-herder!” in Shyriiwook.

I gained access to my friend's Facebook account. This was the only logical thing to do. Status: "I'm giving 10 bucks to the person who calls me with the best Chewbacca impression within the next 20 minutes. I expect the line will be busy, so don't linger when you call."

Cellphone Ancestry

February 26th, 2013 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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The adolescent phone snickered for hours when the elder cellphone told him about his great-great-grandfather’s massive crank…

Cellphone: "That's right, dead, our ancestors had tails."


Calling Over and Over and Over and …

May 25th, 2010 at 11:58 am by Mark
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     Doncha hate it when people call, you ignore it or don’t answer because you’re in the middle of something, and they keep calling over and over and over, not leaving a voicemail, or actually giving you any more than two seconds peace between rings?

     After about the third time, you’re thinking, “Oh, shit, this must be important!”  So you answer the call…
     “Hey? Whatcha doing?”

     My favorite answer?  “Well, dumbass, I was busy ignoring your incessant, non-emergency phone calls, but you interrupted that…”

     Of course, I’ve used a few others. 

     “Ok, do you hear the water?  I am in the f#$*ing shower, ya know…”
     “What?  So it’s not important?  Well, sorry I was busy whacking it, and I was almost there…. thanks!”

     Of course, three years ago, it was always because, well, “we” were “busy” just about every waking hour.   Callers like that rarely expected to hear two voices answering the same phone… And ya know what…
     I do miss that, if nothing else…