For cat owners, this serves as a case in point for putting the toilet paper on the roller with the leading edge hanging behind it, rather than the “NORMAL” way. By doing this, your cat can’t get frisky and unroll the entire roll.

As we all know — or should know — even spermicidally lubricated condoms are only 99% effective. Don’t be the 1%.

Because it’s labor day, there are far too many police. Everyone be safe, and don’t drink and drive.

Tropical Storm Isaac is quickly approaching hurricane status, and expected to make landfall in New Orleans some time within the next 36 to 48 hours. Two hours ago, mandatory evacuations were ordered for low-lying areas around New Orleans. This makes seven years — nearly to the date — since Hurricane Katrina battered and flooded the port city, resulting in more than fourteen hundred deaths and property damage of more than $200 billion USD. For those uninterested in their personal well-being and are simply too selfish to worry what friends and family may think, the following evacuation plan should be followed as an absolute last resort…

The same goes for you Castleville players. I’m just saying…