Posts Tagged with "twinkies"

Los Twinkies!

April 3rd, 2013 at 5:58 pm by Mark
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Apparently, he was fed up with the economy. And with his new Cowboy attire, apparently this whole gun control argument, as well.

Guess who faked its death and fled to Mexico! Rejoice, my friends!

Hostess Bankrupt Due to Racism?

March 28th, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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While everyone remembers the demise of the Twinkie, only a handful of people remembered that Hostess also produced Wonder Bread. They will now be distinctly remembered in History for their poor product packaging layout, marketing their bread to Smart White Kids instead of other minorities…

Wonder Break: Smart White Kids

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The Grass is Always Greener

January 22nd, 2013 at 7:07 pm by Mark
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“Man, I wish I had a Twinkie,” someone mentioned earlier today. “Don’t you wish Twinkies were still around?”

“Meh,” I muttered. “I don’t really care for sweets, and I don’t smoke weed.”

THEN: "These Twinkies are awesome!" "But I wish we had some Marijuana!"  NOW: "This Marijuana is awesome!" "But I wish we had some Twinkies..."