The Asshat Customer, Illustrated Edition
November 7th, 2008 at 2:22 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, customers, humor, responsibility, sarcasm
I died laughing when I read this…
…however, it bears a disturbing similarity to the way some Customers have tried to get out of paying me the money that they rightfully owe me for services I’ve rendered.
With that kind of asshattery, is it any wonder I get anti-social sometimes?
Tip: Drew at quoted4truth.com, by way of Doobla.
November 7th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
First off… have fun on your cruise… I’m jealous…
Second,… I spewed Diet Coke out my nose when I read the emails above.
November 7th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
What cruise? Did I win something I don’t know about?
November 8th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I know how you feel. There is a young woman I have done some work for who only seems to waste my time and then say I’ll just buy you dinner. However I still am owed dinner from the last time. College students, they suck and they’re broke all the time. What am I supposed to do? So for the next time I think I will just book it through her piece of MAN meat… Since he actually knows a currency that works. Money.
November 8th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Yeah, I have another one who, the first time I worked on her system, kept making sexual innuendos to her friends about me coming over to fix everything. Since then, I’ve fixed her notebook a grand total of five times, with the promise, “I’ll pay you this time,” and gotten either excuses about her not having money or “here’s $10 … go buy some beer.” When she wanted me to fall for it again a month and a half ago, I gave her a short lesson in the proper way to plug and unplug a power supply, and of course, she’s running around bad mouthing me to everyone in the world — including Ann. *thumbs up*
Smart bitch then wonders why I told her to go to Hell.
Like it’s rocket science?
November 8th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
That made my day.