After hearing that someone’s dressing up as a Witch for Halloween, I thought, “That’s not altogether different from what she is every other day of the year, except that it’s usually with a capital B…”

If the suspect had been an empty chair, Eastwood wouldn’t’ve repeated what it said…

The results are in. Regardless of the winner, we’re still gonna get screwed…

For those of you awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse, be mindful…

I’ll bet all that Tudoring, especially in the name of Edward VI, really pissed off Queen Mary I…