Commercial beverage cooler companies like Summit, True and Turbo Air should be worried, given Apple’s flagrant patent squatting of late…

As expected, nearly 1.5 million jobs were terminated today after the midnight release of Call of Duty: Black Ops II. Due to a complete lack of production, the Dow Industrial closed at nearly 60 points down today, despite the sharp upturn in retail spending. Economic Analysts are still skeptical, given the expected 1% rise in unemployment claims due for Wednesday, November 14th.

As the November 13th, 2012 release of Call of Duty: Black Ops II nears, analysts are hopeful about the sudden stimulation in late night consumer retail spending. Not since 2009 has there been such an anticipated video game release, which is assured to cause the Obama camp to issue a statement taking credit for the slight economic upturn.

Many Analysts, however, urge vigilance, as news of an additional rash of unemployment is expected to follow on November 15th, 2012.

I’d just like to take a moment to say, “Thank you,” to all of those who serve, have served or were otherwise involved.

Imagine how easy it would be to dress yourself if you had no perception of color. Orange slacks and a green shirt? No problem. Rubik’s cube? Solved in one, simple move…